Yours Sincerely, Mr Observant.

I'm a simple guy learning complicated English yet enjoying it, I think. I have awesome friends, nice friends, good friends, bad friends, condemned friends, no-friend friends. I am relatively small in size, standing at just 1.6 metres, weighing a tiny 45 kg.
I like socks worn below the ankle and pants worn below the hips, which is pointless because the socks can no longer be seen and the pants would no longer be covering my behind. I like styling my hair because it always get messed up again, brushing my teeth
because it always grows yellow, and showering because I'll never be clean. My Language Arts teacher said a straight guy will not tell others he's not gay or is straight because that will hint his gay-ness, but I disagree. Therefore, I'm going to say this:
I'm straight, not gay. Lastly, I think I'm intelligent, very.
Okay let's stop speaking like Christopher Boone for now. I'm a huge major epic fan of Arsenal because they are simply too awesome, and in stark contrast to any other club, play premier league football at its best. Arsene Wenger is exceptionally professional and
the Gunners are extremely young. Fabregas and Walcott definitely my favourites. I can enjoy reading, if the book is good. The Curious Incident of the Dog in The Night-Time was exceptionally wonderful, and To Kill A Mockingbird grows better as the chapter number
grows in value. If told to choose between sports, play and studies, I'd choose football.(=
Now about this particular blog. Basically it's called mrperson-alities.blogspot.com as it's supposedly a blog for me to update whenever I see an outstanding character anywhere near me. He or she must have a unique characteristic or have done an unintentionally eye-catchy
act, BOOMZ and she'll be featured on this evergreen (when boy meets girl) blog. Everything will be based on my observation of the surrounding, only truths, no made up crap (I think). That I promise: top-grade outstanding posts that'll definitely, or rather, hopefully earn me max ACE
points and an A1 for Language Arts. Okay how did I get this idea of blogging about personalities? Well the concept came from the taximan's blog, but at the same time I want to prove the differences. Firstly I'm not a taximan, only a student, and also I do not drive taxis. In fact
I haven't even have my driving license, yet, but when i come of age I most definitely will. Also, I give people names; good or bad, boon or bane, you, as the reader, shall have the right to decide.(=
Contact Information.
~Mobile: 99988877
~Home: 62353535
~Email: this,e-mail,account,is,real@hotmail.com
~Home address: Changi Prison, Section j4, Ward 25
[proclamation: I was warned not to leak any information which may lead you to me. Sorry.]:
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